• Faraz Bhatti - I'm not doing my job...

...so I'll go set up a one man "group" and be even less likely to be able to do it:

Some of the excuses that execrable defectors use are astonishing really -

"Faraz Bhatti, 34, who also stood at the 2005 election, told the Manchester Evening News the Lib Dems were not providing a credible opposition."